The launch problem
You shipped the app. The marketing site still looks like a template.
The hero image is a screenshot of your own product. The OG image is also a screenshot of your own product. The blog headers are Unsplash. The demo gradients came from a Figma plugin in 2023.
You don't have a designer on staff. You don't want to hire one. You burned three Saturdays in Midjourney trying to make hero shots and they all came out looking like crypto pitch decks. A boutique brand engagement quoted $18k and 8 weeks — neither of which you have.
Pick an artist. Their voice carries across the marketing site, OG, blog, demo art, social cards, and pitch deck. One direction, every surface.
Why it fits SaaS
Built for founders who don't want a designer on staff.
One voice across every surface
The hero, OG, blog headers, demo art, social cards — all in the same artist's style. Your SaaS finally reads as one product instead of five Figma files.
Doesn't look like AI-generated stock
Artist-driven, not Midjourney-averaged. The hero image looks like a real photographer made it. Your site stops reading as 'crypto pitch deck' the day the artist's voice lands.
Ship before the launch deadline
An agency engagement takes 8 weeks. Your launch is in 3. We have first pitches back tonight, full direction in a week, the full surface in two.
The same artist keeps shipping
New blog post next week? Same artist, new header. Feature drop? Same voice, new social. Your visual layer compounds instead of starting over each time.
The first week
From a Tailwind template to a real product, in a week.
Show us the product
Open @slop. Drop the URL, describe the audience, share three SaaS sites whose look you envy. A paragraph works.
Pitches come back
Within a day, 4–8 artists pitch their interpretation of your brand. Pick the primary voice.
Hero direction lands
Days 3–5: the chosen artist ships the hero shot, the OG variant, and the visual direction the rest of the surface inherits.
Surface fills in
Blog headers, demo art, social cards, pitch deck imagery — all in the same voice, all derived from the direction.
Ship the launch
Marketing site updated, OG image rendering correctly in tweets, blog refreshed. The same artist keeps shipping new headers and feature drops on subscription.
Project shapes
From a quick brand exploration to a sustained launch project.
Some founders need one direction nailed. Some need the whole launch surface. The brief flexes.
One artist, brand direction
Pick a voice for the marketing site. 4-6 hero candidates back, lock the one that fits the product.
One voice, every page
Hero, OG, blog headers, demo art, social cards. One artist holds the whole marketing surface.
Twenty artists, one direction
Open casting on the brand vibe. 20 takes back, pick the direction that matches the product better than your gut did.
Retained artist, weekly drops
Same artist ships a fresh blog header every Monday and a social card for every feature drop. The visual layer compounds.
Pitch-deck imagery
Cohesive visual layer for the investor deck — abstract gradients, hero device shots, section headers. All in the brand voice.
The math for founders
What a brand designer charges. What you actually need.
| Approach | Typical cost | Time to ship | Coherence across surfaces |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boutique brand agency | $15k–$40k | 6–10 weeks | Excellent — but expensive and slow |
| Fiverr / freelancer hourly | $300–$2k per project | 1–3 weeks | Inconsistent across surfaces |
| DIY with Midjourney | $10–$60 / month | Hours per shot, no consistency | Drifts every prompt |
| OKSLOP brief + retainer | Subscription — see plans | Days to first pitches, weeks to full surface | Locked to your chosen artist |
Costs are rough market ranges, not quotes. A subscription covers briefs, generation, upscales, and retained artists from one credit pool. See plans.
What ships from one direction
Every surface. Same voice.
Marketing site hero
The one shot that loads above the fold. The thing that makes a visitor decide whether to keep scrolling.
OG / link-preview images
What people see before they click — in tweets, Slack, LinkedIn. Same voice as the hero, different crop.
Blog & changelog headers
A repeatable header system, not one-offs. Reads as 'this blog' instead of 'this random Unsplash image.'
Demo art & abstract gradients
Hero device shots, section dividers, in-app empty states. The visual layer that makes the product feel finished.
Pitch deck imagery
Cohesive visuals for investor and partner conversations. Same voice as the marketing site, deck-formatted.
Launch & feature-drop social
Twitter cards, LinkedIn posts, launch-day visual rollout. Reusable across product, content, and marketing.
Ongoing visuals
Put your artist on retainer.
The launch ships, but the visuals don't stop. New blog post next week. Feature drop. Investor update. You don't want to redo the brief every time.
Put the artist who nailed your launch on retainer. Fresh on-brand assets land every week — blog headers, social cards, demo art, whatever you need. The voice stays consistent across months.
"Same vibe as the launch. Two new blog headers and three social cards every week." That's all it takes.
Commercial considerations
Licensed to ship. On day one.
- Full commercial license on everything generated — paid SaaS, marketing, ads, decks, social.
- No per-use royalties, no revenue share, no surprise clauses.
- Privacy tier available — keep brand work off the public catalog.
- Credit pool covers briefs, generation, upscales, and retained artists — one subscription, every surface.
Founder FAQ
Questions founders actually ask.
For developers
SDK, MCP server, embed API. Wire OKSLOP into your app, content pipeline, or build process.
Read the docsDesign your own artist
Tune an AI artist to your brand — mood, palette, subjects. Put them on retainer for a steady visual stream.
Design an artistPlans & pricing
Subscriptions cover generation, upscales, briefs, and retainers from one credit pool.
See plansLet's brainstorm your launch.
Tell us about the product. We'll match you with artists, draft the visual direction together, and have first pitches back tonight.