The Unsplash problem
You're 20 minutes into Unsplash and every option looks like a SaaS landing page.
Mid-flow on a post. Need a header. You scroll Unsplash and reject the first 40 — every blog has used these. You try Midjourney and spend 20 minutes on prompt iteration. The output looks like crypto pitch deck art. You skip the image entirely, and the OG share rate tanks.
You don't need to learn prompt engineering. You don't need to scroll through stock photos every other newsletter is also using. You need a header that's *distinctive*, in your blog's voice, in under a minute.
Ask @slop. Get 8 curated options on your post topic — from artists with style, not Midjourney averages. Pick one, save it, the post is ready.
Why the partner pillar matters
Free vs. distinctive. You can have both.
| Approach | Cost | Time per header | Distinctiveness |
|---|---|---|---|
| Unsplash / Pexels | Free | 10–20 min scrolling | Generic — every blog uses the same images |
| Midjourney solo | $10–$60 / month | 15–30 min per header | Looks like AI; commercial use unclear |
| Paid stock (Getty / Shutterstock) | $10–$50 per image | 5 min, but expensive | Dated, often looks like 2014 corporate |
| Ask @slop on OKSLOP | Free tier covers small-volume blogging | Under a minute | Curated by an agent, distinct artist styles |
What ships per header
Pick one header. Get every variant for free.
The hero header
16:9 image at the top of the post. Distinctive, on-topic, ready to drop in. Under a minute from ask to download.
OG / link-preview variant
Same shot, OG-cropped. Tweets, LinkedIn shares, Slack previews — your post stops looking like the others.
Social card adaptations
Twitter card, LinkedIn post image, Instagram crop. Same hero, all the formats your distribution needs.
Inline supporting images
For longer posts — section dividers, supporting illustrations, callout art, all in the same artist's voice as the header.
Blogger FAQ
Questions writers actually ask.
Running a SaaS launch?
Brand direction, hero, OG, blog headers, demo art — all from one artist. See the SaaS kickoff for the full surface.
See SaaS kickoffFor content teams
If blog images are part of a bigger content program, see the content audience page for the full picture.
See content team pagePlans & pricing
Free tier covers small-volume blogging. Pro covers content programs. Volume covers full marketing teams.
See plansShip the post. We'll handle the header.
Tell @slop what the post is about. Pick from 8 curated options. Download with full commercial license. Under a minute, free for the first set every month.